Una Experiencia Culinaria

Yea right.

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This Jack in the Box ran out of ketchup!

No ketchup! At a Jack in the Box! How does that happen? What a melt down, people were freaking out, it was indicating the end of days.

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G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E Pringles

Avocado and potato chips? No oishi. No thank you.

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A Chocolate Milk Vending Machine!

Am I in heaven?

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I Found Mario!

Where's Luigi?

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Snackrifice?

Triscut's have 3g soluble fiber/6 crackers. What's the snacrifice in that?

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Surf's Up

Not

Starbucks changed their Chocolate Croissant, and not for the better

It was one of the last things I could still eat there, now I don't know what I'm going to do.

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I'll have the Kung Pao Chicken and a Jelly-Filled please

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My cell phone drops here everytime.

At least by now I just tell them, "I'm going to drop out right here so I'll call you right back." Cell phone companies should pay me to tell them these things.

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Inappropriate

Relax bud, it's just golf.

Oh Padma,

You were so funny on 30 Rock. Look out Chris Rock, there's a new sheriff in town!

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Toilet Camera?

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Mmm, Brown Shugga' by Lagunitas

Delish.

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Nice parking job bud

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The Deep Fried Twinkie & Pastrami Shop

I know what I'm getting for lunch today!

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Box, $1.75. Let them tape it closed for you, $7.99

You'd be better off buying a roll of tape and doing it yourself.

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Dancing with the Stars is a Farce

I've never heard of any of these people.

Amazing Race

Congratulations Flight Time and Big Easy, you are team number 1. You just won tickets to go see the Harlem Globetrotters!

Burger and Fries

I don't crave too many foods but one that comes every 6 weeks or so is a hamburger. Not sure why, it's not the fries (I could do without), it's not the katsup from the red squeeze bottle (although I enjoy the nostalgia), and it's not the plastic tray (but the pragmatism isn't lost on me). I just don't know what it is. It's just a hamburger.

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My Labrador is so stressed out,

She needs some Rescue Remedy! $9.99 you've got to be kidding me, "wanna go for a ride?"

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No thanks,

I feel myself all the time.

Oh Wendy's...

Your yellow napkins RULE!

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Why do clients always call when I go to the bathroom?

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Rocket Fuel for another Breakfast Meeting

So I tried Starbuck's Via Ready Brew, but not with hot water, with coffee. Diner coffee just doesn't cut it anymore. I added half a packet to my "brown water" and voila! - real coffee. Mmm.

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