This is German Extreme Scootering

A friend of mine in Chicago found this moped and a matching blue jumpsuit and invented the sport of German Extreme Scootering. It involves, though is not limited to, going off curbs and one-handed riding.

Basically, general extreme-ness is exhibited with a hefty dose of mayhem. It looks like fun and I would love to join the ranks; however, I seem to lack some of the necessary requirements. Mostly the following:

1) A scooter
2) A matching jumpsuit
3) Mayhem

I think I could bring the extreme-ness, full force, but without the prerequisites, unfortunately all I am left with is being a wannabe. Viva "GES!"